Saturday, September 4, 2010

No regulations for oil rigs! They're already over regulated! Enough is enough!

(Pretend I'm an oil rig operator.  Pretend that my name is Scott D. Josey.)
I'm over regulated!
I have to comply with a zillion silly rules!
The FREE MARKET should govern my activities!
The FREE MARKET ALWAYS takes care of it's problems and excesses!
Those violations that I had recently?  I'll fight them & get them thrown out and/or reduced to pennies.
You have NO RIGHT to regulate me!
Oh.  My rig just blew up?
Well, it wasn't my fault.  The sub contractor was responsible.  The insurance company will take care of it.
Please feel free to send me an email at IR@mariner-energy.com.
Thank you for your understanding!

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