Free money! Guranteed income of $15,000 to $25,000! Stay at home and tend to your garden!

(Update: 5 people fired for this pay/no work scandal.  Doesn't say if the recipients of the free $ were taken off the payroll... Hmmm...)

Or play golf!  Or play with your dog!

Working is a drag! Why bother?

Apply for job with City of Norfolk VA.
You can make up to 35K PER YEAR!!!  It's true!

Your best chance at one of these jobs is to email the mayor directly.  Here's his email address: mayor@norfolk.gov

Or check here for jobs: http://agency.governmentjobs.com/norfolk/default.cfm

See this link for news articles about these jobs:  Click here

Click here for another article on this free program offered by the City of Norfolk VA, a Nondiscriminatory Employer.  Equal opportunities, even if you already have a well paying job!
(Unemployed persons need not apply).